February 2012
I finally ordered my Lady Gaga Hello Kitty decal.
:D
I feel like I just got stabbed in the eye with a...
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Death, like eternity, is a concept that many humans simply cannot comprehend.
It’s odd to think that someone is gone. Not gone away for a little while, with the chance of returning to us once more, but permanently gone from this world. He will never sit next to you in class again, or call you kiddo, or be the brother you never had. He has left this life and continued to the next.
The...
It’s incredible how the Friday sermon always manages to relate to what’s happening in my life at the time. Subhan’Allah.
I hate when people take my seat in class. Like bitch, get back to where you sit. Ain’t nobody like you. Go back to the ghetto. Damn.
It's Alan Rickman's Birthday
alanrickmandaily:
Waking up and realizing it’s February 21
Getting excited with other online Rickmaniacs
Making plans to get Alan Rickman’s name trending on Twitter
But still only seeing topics about pancakes
Then bake Alan a chocolate cake
Daydream about him thinking of me
Imagining his reaction when he reads my letter
Spending the rest of the day watching his movies
And...
Reblog if you laugh like this →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
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Also, note to self:
Let the water warm up BEFORE making wudu.
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The problem with being lactose intolerant and Muslim is never being able to keep your wudu for more than five minutes after you have a dairy product.
My friend died on Friday morning of a heart attack. He was a returning student at state, and was 36 years old. He was married, with a two-and-a-half year-old daughter. Also, he and his wife were expecting a son, and only found out it was a boy a couple of weeks ago.
If you’re the type of person who prays, please pray for his family and his soul.
Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi...
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit...
i find this funnier than life. →
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fruityedition:
I find this incredibly funny.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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Also, we don’t all think you’re an infidel if you’re not Muslim. We also don’t all think you’re going to hell because you’re not Muslim.
Generally, we Muslims are very friendly and will readily greet you with a smile.
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I would just like everybody to know that being a “fundamentalist” Muslim isn’t synonymous with being a terrorist.
I am a little ball of fury, and one day I will explode.
“But I didn’t understand then. That I could hurt somebody so badly she would...”
– Haruki Murakami (via helpmeflyyy)
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If people actually paid attention to me, things would be better. Seriously.
I'm like a cat.
When I’m on my own, doing my own thing, leave me alone.
But when I want your attention, you better give me 110 percent of it, or I’ll fuck shit up until you do.
